Sunday, June 7, 2009

You know, only the good die young.

Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait...
You Catholic girls start much too late.
Ah, sooner or later, it comes down to fate.
I might as well will be the one...



Comedian on radio:
"My son's a jerk. He put super-glue in my Preparation H. My daughter's no prize either. In high school, she was voted Most Likely to Conceive."


And the conversation that wins the prize for the day...

H: Can you name the largest lakes in the world?
D: Okay. The Dead Sea—
H: —Wait. Excuse me?

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