All About the Wordplay

Are you prepared to take a dive
into the deep end of my head?
Are you listening
to a single word I've said?


Conversing with a crazy man...
R: She looked at me and blinked.
K: Blinked? Or winked?
R: Blinked.
K: Then who cares? We all blink.
R: While looking at someone?
K: Uh...yes.
R: I don't care what you say. This is so going on Craiglist's missed connections.


And Rachel, trying to put my mind at ease:
"Eh, just wait 'til you finish grad school. You'll be more of a globetrotter than the guys from Harlem."


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