If you find a man that's worth a damn...

When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.
When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.

*****

Spent time with two amazing ladies tonight. I hadn't laughed so hard in a while and am still feeling a bit giddy... If I had met a guy or two, it would have been the perfect evening. :)

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Talking to a female friend about a man I have always had feelings for:
K: If he were gay, this would all just be so much easier.
M: If he were gay...or if I were gay?
K: If he were gay. ...If you were gay it...actually wouldn't help my situation at all.

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Trying to decide on a drink:
K: I can't decide what drink to get. *Turns to waiter* I know you get this a lot, but if you were a martini, which one would you be?

Waiter-in-training: *Sitting down and taking drink menu* Hmm... Well... I'm a romantic, so I think I'd be a Long Lost Love.

K: *After deliberation* Okay, a Long Lost Love it is.

Waitress: *Delivering drink* One Long Lost Love. *Sighs* I need one of those.

K: *Laughs* Me too.

*Time passes and waiter-in-training returns to table*

Waiter-in-training: I just noticed we have a Heartbreak Martini. I think I'd be that.

(Still unable to figure out if he was flirting...or just wanted me to buy another drink....)